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Running Like White From (Fried) Rice

Monday, November 21st, 2005

See, because the expression is “like white on rice” but I need to apply the opposite and I don’t know how to use irony let’s just move on.
California: while not having incurred my wrath for religion in the classroom-related offenses, they pull some pretty stupid stunts. Let’s see, there’s Arnold, Ronald, other Ronald, the [...]

Call Me Old Fashioned.

Saturday, November 19th, 2005

But I haven’t made any plans to go purchase an Xbox 360 on Tuesday, instead making plans to sit on, and scratch, my ass: in no particular order. You could call me “broke-ass” and “he of emptied bank account” (Dear Saab: please go back in time and make the 1990 900S not suck) as [...]

Strike Two.

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

The program Sony has been handing out to help fix the problem I just wrote about has a few problems, it seems. The Washington Post says that Sony, in order to remove its software that can be used by viruses to hide in and cause harm to your computer, installs more software that can [...]

Another Brilliant Plot.

Sunday, November 13th, 2005

Sony makes a whole lot of products. They’ve got their hands in the movie industry, in the computer hardware business, they dabble in the home electronics arena, including the all-important cyborg puppy industry. These various branches of the multinational corporation broadly called Sony corporation do quite well for themselves. And let’s not [...]

Pennsylvania: My Heroes.

Friday, November 11th, 2005

Pennsylvania. A state founded by William Penn, for his role in defeating Dracula or something. I dunno. My American History class glossed over that fact for some crazy reason. (Note to self: blame the jews.) The fact remains that William Penn single-handed killed Dracula, something that is chronicled in the [...]